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Jennifer
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Current Residence: Canada
Personal Quote: ...go see gwyn's page...she's got it in comic form
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I can't draw.

I think that was important to say, first of all. I can't draw, thus, this profile isn't really mine. Why, you ask? Because I can't draw. I could draw you a stick figure. In fact, I ought to, because it probably will turn out like a bathtub. Or a turkey. That happened once, long, long ago, and then I told the art teacher that I had intended it to be a turkey. She told me it was a very good turkey and that I was a good drawer. I think something in the universe snapped at that point. Physics forever went awry.

And I like to ramble. Something of a godsend in the form of massive inconvenience for others.

So, not being able to draw, and certainly too lazy to write, what- pray tell- am I doing here? Well, it is simple, my friend! I don't know. I am in unfamiliar territory and I am scared. I need an adult and about a dozen Cheesies. Or the Cheesies- they'll do fine. I can make Cheesies go a long way. Like, this one time, when I was lost at Sea, all I had was a Cheesie, two paperclips, a rubber band, and a sombraro. And voila! Now I am here! You wouldn't believe how fast a Cheesie can swim. Friggin' fine swimmers.

...As you can probably tell, I am the greatest liar this side of wherever I am. New Brunswick. Canada. Western part of the world. Etcetera.

This is really my dear friend's profile, by the way, and I am currently using it. Why? DO NOT QUESTION ME, BOI! *slap*
... But really, I'm quite unsure why right now. Aw well.

Erm... Yeah, I got nothing. Entertain yourselves, damn it.

Or, go here: kerisani.tripod.com/
Shameless plug. Go to Escapades for a good chuckle. Or righteous indignation. Whatever you prefer.



I can draw.
When I want to, or more importantly, when I get the time to. I'm also the sane one.  I don't think a name was mentioned, so being the polite wonderful individual I'll introduce us.
My name is Jennifer, and the insane rambling girl is Keri. And don't question why we have an account together. It's like asking a physist what happened the second before the big bang. IT'S JUST NOT DONE.
Ahem...now then, I just wanted to let you know that the owners of this account aren't totally insane...oh, and to see a drawing Keri made. It's in the scraps, but don't let that fool you, she's just being modest, it's truly a masterpiece!





"Never explain—your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." – Elbert Hubbard
  • Listening to: "Wishing It Was" - Santana
  • Reading: "Wind and Waves" - Inoue
  • Watching: Some band play from across the way
  • Playing: 15 different instruments with 1/2 the calories!
  • Eating: Macaroons
  • Drinking: Water... Living life on the wild side!

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:icondragon-of-earth:
Dragon-of-earth Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2007  Student Filmographer
HI Jenn
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:iconjaydler:
Jaydler Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2007   Interface Designer
Hey, thank you for the fav!
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:iconsantafung:
SantaFung Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
thanks for add fav~~~^_^
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Ahcri-Slate Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2007
Thanks for watching me! ^^
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:icongwyneth15:
gwyneth15 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2007
heya jenn!
I'm bored and at work, so i'm sending you an e-mail!
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:iconmonicaholsinger:
MonicaHolsinger Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2007  Student Photographer
Thanks for stopping by my page. ^_^
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TillWolfster Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2006   Interface Designer
thankies for the fav :D I reaaally appreciate it!

and welcome to DA! :dance:
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:icongwyneth15:
gwyneth15 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2006
hold up.... is the Jenn?
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:icongwyneth15:
gwyneth15 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2006
i LOVE john tucker must die!!! lol
i saw it twice in theaters :D
my "guy friend" thought i was nuts, cuz i laughed all the way through the movie lol
welcome to DA!!! i Hope you have a great stay, and enjoy all the cool stuff there is to do around here!
Thanks for adding me to your friends list as well!
gwyn
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