I can't draw.
I think that was important to say, first of all. I can't draw, thus, this profile isn't really mine. Why, you ask? Because I can't draw. I could draw you a stick figure. In fact, I ought to, because it probably will turn out like a bathtub. Or a turkey. That happened once, long, long ago, and then I told the art teacher that I had intended it to be a turkey. She told me it was a very good turkey and that I was a good drawer. I think something in the universe snapped at that point. Physics forever went awry.
And I like to ramble. Something of a godsend in the form of massive inconvenience for others.
So, not being able to draw, and certainly too lazy to write, what- pray tell- am I doing here? Well, it is simple, my friend! I don't know. I am in unfamiliar territory and I am scared. I need an adult and about a dozen Cheesies. Or the Cheesies- they'll do fine. I can make Cheesies go a long way. Like, this one time, when I was lost at Sea, all I had was a Cheesie, two paperclips, a rubber band, and a sombraro. And voila! Now I am here! You wouldn't believe how fast a Cheesie can swim. Friggin' fine swimmers.
...As you can probably tell, I am the greatest liar this side of wherever I am. New Brunswick. Canada. Western part of the world. Etcetera.
This is really my dear friend's profile, by the way, and I am currently using it. Why? DO NOT QUESTION ME, BOI! *slap*
... But really, I'm quite unsure why right now. Aw well.
Erm... Yeah, I got nothing. Entertain yourselves, damn it.
Or, go here: kerisani.tripod.com/
Shameless plug. Go to Escapades for a good chuckle. Or righteous indignation. Whatever you prefer.
I can draw.
When I want to, or more importantly, when I get the time to. I'm also the sane one. I don't think a name was mentioned, so being the polite wonderful individual I'll introduce us.
My name is Jennifer, and the insane rambling girl is Keri. And don't question why we have an account together. It's like asking a physist what happened the second before the big bang. IT'S JUST NOT DONE.
Ahem...now then, I just wanted to let you know that the owners of this account aren't totally insane...oh, and to see a drawing Keri made. It's in the scraps, but don't let that fool you, she's just being modest, it's truly a masterpiece!
"Never explainyour friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." Elbert Hubbard
Listening to: &quot;Wishing It Was&quot; - Santana
Reading: &quot;Wind and Waves&quot; - Inoue
Watching: Some band play from across the way
Playing: 15 different instruments with 1/2 the calories!
Drinking: Water... Living life on the wild side!